Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Walmart Wines!

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante


The beauty of Wal-Mart Wine is that it can be served with either white
meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

Don't bother replying that this is a hoax. I know possum is not a white meat.


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