Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart Wine is that it can be served with either white
meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
Don't bother replying that this is a hoax. I know possum is not a white meat.
"The most important thing to do in your life, is to not interfere with somebody else's life" - Frank Zappa, 1987
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Walmart Wines!
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